Welcome to the home of your AOL dial-up needs!
Carefully preserved using the same techniques the US Government uses to store priceless artifacts as shown at the end of the documentary Raiders of the Lost Ark,
these relics have been waiting for a time when the world needed them. The time is now. AOL is stopping dialup service on 9/30/25, giving you a little over a month to use
over 17,000 hours of AOL dialup service. You're not just buying connectivity, you're buying time!
NEW! Check out our rare finds below!
David S. Pumpkins fan?
Try one of his earlier, lessor known works. Made when Hollywood was brave enough to create films about system sounds.
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Got a Mac?
Don't worry, we've got you covered. Versions 2.01, 2.1, 2.5, 2.6, and 3!. (System 7 not included.)
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Can't escape Windows for Workgroups?
You can unwrap that parallel cable from your neck - you're supported! Versions 1.1, 2.0, 2.0 MI, 2.5, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 - for the discerning user.
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Is it you?
Are you the last person in America not online? If it's not you, that's ok - we've got 3 of these babies to send you. Perfect for checking your hair, or cutting lines.
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Do you suffer from thin cookies?
Have we got the tins for you! Store all of your extremely thin baked goods in these conveniently sized decorative tins. Perfect for the holidays, or your in-laws.
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Do you like the rare stuff?
Check out that sardine can disc for the launch of version 7. That's 1,000 hours right there. Or how about that laundry-tastic design for version 4? Legendary.
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What's this Ebay link? What am I actually buying?
You are buying 1990's advertising excess. Specifically a collection of floppy disks, and CDs containing dial up services (AOL, CompuServe, Prodigy, etc) as well as
game samplers, and other software collections. If it came as a magazine insert, or a direct mail piece in the early-mid 90's it's probably in here somewhere.
💾 289 - 3.5" Floppy Disks 💾
💿 221 - Compact Discs 💿
🎉 Years of fun 🎉
